Slam Dunc S2E20 - Daylight robberies and so-called 'security guards'

Over the past week I have witnessed two robberies play out right in front of me.  There may be security guards on the job but they appear to be doing the job of a statute, as they just stand there as daylight robbery after daylight robbery happens in front of them. I have an idea that may help. It may be a bit nutty but hear me out...