Boarding School

Everyone from home says that you're so coolCome on, everybody, to the boarding schoolEveryone from town says that you're so coolCome on, get down to the boarding schoolL-l-let's do drugs, make love with our teachersCome on, date a townie, let his tattooed ass beat yaI'm a fan of pro-ana nationI do them drugs to stop the f-food cravingsIf you wanna get high with me, I'm in the backDoin' crack, drinkin' P-p-pepsiEveryone from home says that you're so coolCome on, everybody, to the boarding schoolEveryone from town says that you're so coolCome on, get down to the boarding schoolCheap trailer trash and everyone knows itBut she got a great ass and she knows how to show itWith American flags on each little fingerYou're crashing on Wall Street while I'm blowing up as a singerIf you wanna get that scholarshipYale's not a problem, let's solve itEducated in the language of doin' itGet down like your tutor taught you to and do itEveryone from home says that you're so coolCome on, everybody, to the boarding schoolEveryone from town says that you're so coolCome on, get down to the boarding schoolIf you wanna get that sugar caneIf you wanna be that pin-up queenYou can, you canIf you wanna do that South Beach swingOr go on a group vacationingYou can, you can, you can(Three, four)When they said prolific, they weren't kiddin'You thought that I was just a calendar kittenBut now you heard me purrin', tiger, you're smittenSo let's begin to major in the art of sinnin'Everyone from home says that you're so coolCome on, everybody, to the boarding schoolEveryone from town says that you're so coolCome on, get down to the boarding school(Get down, get down)