Ep. 500: No one cares.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom Cruise DEBUNKS THE WEIRDEST RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF!?!??!?! and did P7 actually create the fish fucking conspiracy!?!?, the Hallmark Channel Christmas Cruise sounds like a fuckin' nightmare, Guy Fieri has BROKEN JACKIE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART, Holden is obsessed with a burger made entirely of cheese, how Holden can finally STOP his revenge ritual and return to a normal routine, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Olivia Rodrigo's new shade song about TAY!?!?! Also, an icebreaker 90's fact list to help you next time you are stuck in a situation in which you need to break the ice around you and make things less awkward and this list will provide just such that break of ice that you need, blinds and shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast