Parent Hotlines We’d Like to See

When we heard that Disney has a bedtime hotline [in which characters tell kids to go to bed; https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/parenting/2019/09/17/disney-bedtime-hotline-back-elsa-and-anna-yoda-more-get-kids-sleep/2346853001/], we started dreaming about other hotlines we could use—and which pop culture celebs should staff them.