A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 4th of April 2024

Thanks for lugging in till the Doric Express. In the days rip snorting episode; Photography firm on shoogly peg; Take yer life in yer hands in Kemnay, and pay 150 quid a week for the privilege; Buchan loon gets BEM AND and pride of Buchan award on same day; McCoist out of old firm game; Fundraisers Triumph in recognition of old pal; Warnock - I could've been a contender!, Anither mochy day in the shire; Cheers, Allan