GL0RY! (IAMBIC: THE MUSICAL)

Ahhh. Oh, my gosh, PoPo…Urghhf. —Brrrrr!!!— A DJ Unhhh…. Who dropped the bass in this bitch?! A BAMPHERAMPH: I was just just getting comfortable... Yes, Yes… I been at a rave. I'm on the flooI'm on the floor—at a rave r—at a rave “Somebody save me!” Oh that was….Wait, That was me, right? Right? Rage? Right? Yay... (Ahhh. I guess I gotta go...higher. YEAH.) I'M NOT A LIAR! I'M ON FIRE, I'M ON FIRE No, do not save me! This is my D— —Wait—DNA I am D.N.R Do not resuscitate me! I am fine! I am not an Earthling, Or Martian I am from other… Hmmm. What is a planet, I don't speak this language I did not invite you, Bitch get out my— hmmm. What is this word? I don't know what it means: It's just a thing. It's just a thing. It's just a thing. It's just a thing. It's just another Christmas Tree; It's just another Christmas Eve. It's just another fucking trumpet ‘Nother Trumpet—What is he? Another trump another mothetfucker Another presidential Mmmmmmmm….. What The- What The- What The- What The-- What the fuck, America?! What's the fuck America?! What is up, America? And you Twerk-twerk-twerk! What the fuck, America?! What's the fuck, America!? Don't look up, America— I'm a jerk-jerk-jerk! Yuh. And, I'm still on the floor at a rave. It's okay! It's okay-- it's okay! Ahh—and I just like LA, yeah. I'm not safe. I'm not a savior! I'm here to save ya! Let me show you my Cape—ya Rape? Nah. Rape—charge? Get lost. I am not a “God” I'm just an honest— What's “a lot”? I'm not a “law.” But this is all of it: I bought it. No, you're on it! No, I am it I'm a Planet , Ohh-- --God damn God damn God damn God damn bitch!!! And I just start— And I just start— And then I just Go HAM bitch! But—I guess—? I —I don't eat meat so—- I just go: Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie—Tales. Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie Veggie—Tales. Whales. Yuh. I speak whale, I am Dory! Uh. You cannot ignore me! Nah. THIS IS MY STORY: I am the— I am the— I am the— I am the— I AM THE GLORY. Bitch, “I AM.” “I AM.” “I AM.” I am. HUH. GET THE FUCK UP! I am. I am I am! I am! (Iambic ) 10. Skrillex Sandwiches I like this part, it's like it's like it's like... Eyyy Hey. Hey. Heya- Hey!! {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.