[Shabbat After Sundown 001]

Captain. Fuck! For what? Well, duty calls. Where have you been. “Away.” For how long?! “Forever.” Ugh. Well. [beat] See you never. CAPTAIN. WHAT. I have news. Where's my coffee. Here. [Hands off coffee.] This is cold. Well, it's old. How old exactly. [shrugs] About—100 years. [sips coffee again] This is awful. —but not instant. Here's to that. [sips coffee again] Ugh. [beat] … … Ugh. Yeah. —the morning report. It's 3:40 in the afternoon— —ahh— Sir. Mmhmm. The captain of the bampheramphs, whether male or female, is always called “Sir.” {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.