The Betty White Interactive Art Gallery

LEGENDS: “The Betty White Episode” Not Betty White. You did this. I told you. You were warned. I don't heed those kinds of warnings! Ohh, Betty White died. Died of what?! Died of OLD— —she was tired— We're all tired! Let her rest. I got Betty? I told you this would happen. Oh, my heavens. No, I haven't. God, I need a favor. —- Betty, I need your charisma. (You've got plenty. ) I need yours. —- Did you know— —did I know—? Did you know—Someone once said Betty White wasn't “photogenic”. [exaggerated gasp] WHO SAID THAT? —they were stupid. They're so stupid. RIP. RIP Betty White. —- SHES A GOD. Okay, Betty White Fandom—stand up. [whole world stands up] Observed from galaxies away, the planet Earth is sighted falling slightly off its axis, by onlookers in the museum portion of an extraterrestrial research station. SUPACREE Woah, the world. Nobody *really notices—besides these aliens— except for Supacree. SUPACREE Hmm. ENTER: RAVE WORLD Here come the totems. Ahh, the totems. This isn't right. I love this one. That's so fun. A group of ravers passes another tribe, a Betty White memorial in clutch as their totem. Aww, Betty White RIP Betty White. RIP Betty White! What? What happened? Betty White Died —Betty White died. NO SHE DIDNT. I know broh. BROH. I know, broh. WHAT THE FUCK. RIP Betty White! —RIP Betty White! ...That's Fucked up... Yah, I know. My acid just kicked in. :'( Oh damn. That sucks dude. Mm...Betty White. [super sad face] Worst Trip Ever Betty, help me. (Just, Help Yourself…) A plate of cookies has appeared in The Void. Thanks. She takes a cookie and settles into the meadow which has appeared in the blank space beside her, creating a lush green atmosphere, a springy jungle surrounding an oasis, at the center of the meadow. Nobody is there; SUPACREE simply uses her spirit magic, whilst in a state of trance, to call upon The Good Spirits and The Angels for guidance, entering The Void to visualize and project in an open meditative state. As she sits, quite happily with cookie in hand, by the edge of the oasis; INT. WRITER'S ROOM. DAY Wait a second. What. She's calling on Betty White? Yeah, Betty White. She just died! Yeah, I know… It's too soon; She was 100! SHE'S A GOD. —at least with… Nobody can “play” Betty White! RIP Betty White. RIP Betty White. That's right—and it would be blasphemous to try to capture her essence casting some pathetic— imposter! Amen. —Amen. So this doesn't make sense! Yes it does. She's a ghost?! She's a spirit. What! Supacree summons spirits. (It's a gift.) [supacree summoning spirits..,completely by accident] ITS A CURSE. Ahem. Anyway. The Spirit In The Sky All passing celebrities and those granted fame and/or notoriety must serve a portion of their ‘passing time' as guards, advisors, or angels in the recently departed realms to those who loved them, such as a result or byproduct of the fame which was gifted. I guess that explains that. LEGENDS NEVER DIE. That about says it. Flashback: SupaCryptKeeper The Stairway To Heaven Just let me rest. No, get up. Five more minutes. What is time? Huh? I am… Mmmm ______ So. So. Who plays Betty White? … … … I got it. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. She'll never do it… They'll never let us. It's already approved. What! But, she won't– WANDA SYKES I'll take it! This is blasphemous.