MOVAS: Episode 56 Valentine's Day Special (Ashley)

It’s episode 56 of The More On Voice Audio Show, and the first ever Valentine’s Day special! Joining me today is my girlfriend/lover/best friend, Ashley. I start off the show with a failed coffee bong for “the culture”/dry heaving at the mall/all the pipes are clogged/meeting on the internet/lying to cancel dates/rating our first date on the scale 1-10/bad flea markets/Ashley is an OG MOVAS fan/MOVAS influence on quitting smoking/I hate cigarettes/clogged bongs/Cats 1998/CGI sucks/dogs in grocery stores/I want a Great Dane/being jizzed on by a dog/coffee bong/my father allowed my uncle to cut a cyst off his neck with a pocket knife in a Sanford kitchen/if you want my dad on the show let me know/Q&A/possibly sparking a divorce with internet porn/KoRn/the loudest, longest fart of my life/We run our new segment called “Rapper Smash or Pass”/jail house weld/bad online dating experiences/guy crapped in Ashley’s bed and blamed the cats/visiting him in jail/I remember getting pissed on by a sleepwalker/check out five centimeters per second and grease 2/Ashley takes us out with a coffee bong and we say good bye! I love you Ashley and I love the supporters of MOVAS. Happy Valentine’s Day!